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Conversations with a 3 year old….

12 Mar 2009 Leave a Comment

by Nemma in children, Day to day stuff, Family, fun, Funny stuff, humour, Imagination, Injuries, kids, Kids having fun, toddlers Tags: conversation, funny, humour, kids

Jack: Mummy are you stupid or are you a clever girl now???
Me: Erm, why would I be stupid?
Jack: Well the other day when you banged your head you said it was a stupid thing to do, are you still stupid or clever?

The things they say eh?

New words and expressions…….

20 Jan 2009 1 Comment

by Nemma in accidents, Blogroll, children, Day to day stuff, Family, fun, Funny stuff, humour, Injuries, kids, toddlers Tags: children, funny, humour, kids, laugh, potty training, swearing, toddler

Ive just taken Jack up to his bedroom for some “quiet time” upstairs and he’s stumbled as we were walking in. He stood straight up, and said ouch “My knackers hurt now!”
Dont you just love the phrases they pick up at nursery???????

Also Lukes toilet training at the minute. I was half paying attention to him earlier and half to what I was doing in the kitchen so when he announced he’d done a poo to me, I remined him not to “forget to wipe between your bum cheeks!”
Luckily I managed to stop him wiping his face at the last second! lol