About us…..

Ive just realised that Ive not really done an about us type page. When I first started the blog back in July I did a post introducing us etc etc but to be honest, who wants to have to trawl miles back to find out who’s who etc?

Anyway, Here we are!

Im married with two children Jack, who was born June 05 and Luke who was born June 06. Yes, you’ve not misread it, I am one of those mad fools who fell pregnant almost straight away. there’s a year and three days between them! I swear to god, anyone who chooses to have two children this close together needs their head looking at!

I wouldnt be without them though, they are both gorgeous, even if they do regularly try and win me awards for worst mother ever!

Jack once decided to “paint himself” with my nail varnish, reslting in a 999 call and a trip to casualty. I’d only taken my eyes off him for thirty seconds and he’d dragged a chair across, climbed onto the chair and then onto a cabinet and nicked it! I reckon he’s living up to his prebirth nickname of Flash! after many jokes about him looking like a red indian and lots of sympathy gaining face pulling and mournful looks we left casualty and had to scrub the bloody stuff off! After two hours in the bath and numerous paddys later, I gave up just trying to wash it off, stuck him in the pushchair and headed into town to buy more nailvarish remover  (Karl had used the last of mine but thats another story!)

He was loving all the attention and Mummy was feeling more red faced every second. Little sod! It was my facourite shade too!

Lukes only 18 months old, but has already had a couple of trips to hospital, once when he decided to projectile vomit blood at about two weeks old (turns out the blood was either from me, I was breastfeeding at the time, or from his reflux) and once when their trolley tipped up on them on the travelator in our local asda (He still has some scars from this now!) He has to be THE most accident prone kid EVER! He’s always got bruises from one thing or another and has the impression that you dont walk round anything, you walk through it!!!

both of them are brilliant! they make me lagh a hundred times a day over different things and thats one of the main reasons Im starting this blog, hopefully when they are a bit older they might be able to access it and  read about some of the stuff they got up to when they were younger.

Karl (the other half) works bloody hard bless him, one job making marquees monday to friday, then his own window tinting business at weekends. I love him to bits, we’ve been together five years this year and married for three. (Jack was our honeymoon baby!)

We have a puppy Molly, who adds to the chaos but makes us all giggle. She will be able to go outside soon and has her own blog that can be found at: http://molly.dog-blog.co.uk/