Picture update….

Been so busy recently its unreal.

Cant really do a full update but here are some recent pics.

You can get the general gist of whats been going on from them.

Went to Mum and Dads van last week for a couple of days. Karl stayed at home and me and the kids went with a friend and her little girl.

Other than that not much to tell really. Weathers been gorgeous so we’ve been out and about as much as possible. The kids are virtually living in thier UV sunsuits. So much easier than having to try and wrestle them to put sun tan cream on every hour or so!

The Pictures of Jack and his grandad were taken while they were testing out the new wii fitness board. Jack wanted to join in so he had a “Jack Board” made from an argos catalogue! lol. He thought it was brilliant because he could do the same as Grandad!

Fundraising page…..

You may remember me saying we are doing the Big Toddle for Barnardo’s in June.

Well Ive finally set up my fundraising page. Here it is!

http://www.bmycharity.com/jackandlukederner

Any donations are really appreciated for this great charity. The kids will both be walking and we’ll be taking lots of pictures for the blog.

Please Please support us, as I say, its a worthwhile cause!

Its all about imagination……

Jack has suddenly discovered a whole new little world that exists completely in his head.

In this world there is a little Jack (and Ditchy and Blane) sized house in one corner of my Middle Room. This house has an up and downstairs, needs lots of deshtation (decorating to us mere English speaking mortals), has a gate (an old safety gate) and houses enough different vehicles of one sort or another to make even the most flashy of cribs stars jealous!
At the last count there was a train, a motorbike, a car and even an aeroplane AND a helicopter!!!!!!

This house can also be packed up and moved to whatever location Jack is in at the current time, and the cars etc are summoned just by thinking about them.

Jack has various visitors throughout the day although regular visitor’s include aunty vicky, D and Unca Blane. Luke is allowed to play in there too although I don’t think he has quite the same enthusiasm yet.

Dinner is served whenever you want and normally consists of pasta followed by Jam on toast and a good glass of the finest Juice asda has to offer.

So in summery, I think we can safely say that Jacks imagination is now in overdrive and he keeps us all entertained listening to him natter away to his latest guests…….

I wish I was 2 again so I could live in whatever house I wanted!!!!!!!

We’re doing the big toddle!!!!!

I spotted a poster the other day advertising the big toddle, an annual event to raise money for barnardo’s.

We will be doing it on 19th June at Wonderland Park in Farnsfield, if anyone fancies sponsoring us then please feel free. I will post the link to my fundraising page as soon as I have it.

You could also join us on the walk if you know or have a child under the age of five? Let me know if your interested… the more the merrier I say!

Its basically a half mile “Toddle” for under 5’s. A nice walk and a chance to raise some cash for some needy children!

 

Not child related…

But as funny as hell and well worth sharing.

http://failblog.wordpress.com

Some brilliant pictures, Ive just been sat here crying with laughter at times……

 

Jacks New Bike….

What do you think?????

 Here he is sitting on it. Its one we found as we were walking home from taking the dog for a walk yesterday….

Its very noisy, goes very slowly up hills, apparently gets very dirty and only goes faster when you promise some easter egg when you get home. It also makes revving noises constantly, gets filled up with petrol in Jacks bedroom at night and sleeps in his bed with him.

I got told off for sitting on it by mistake yesterday too lol

The Pain Doesnt stop when the baby arrives……

I’ve recently realised that just because your lovely baby arrives and has just either put you through heel during labour or made sure you need months of recovering after a c section the pain doesnt stop.

A couple of weeks ago Jack was having a cuddle on the sofa, turned round and slipped, headbutting me in the process…… half a bottle of foundation, lots of powder and shed loads of concealor later and you couldnt really see the two resulting black eyes!

Tonight we were messing about as I was getting Jack ready for bed, he sat on my knee getting his trousers on and threw himself backwards and yup, you guessed it… Headbutted me again!!!!!

My nose immeadiatly started bleeding, Luke started wailing, Mummy said several hundred “Grown up naughty words” and her nose expolded allover her nose… Now even an hour later its still bleeding occasionally the dull throbbing in my face is getting worse and Its getting more difficult to breathe through my nose! lol.

I’ve had a quick feel along the bridge of my nose and while its not got a bump or lump there its cracking like mad.

I darent look to see if its bruised, the thought of sitting in front of a mirror tomorrow and then having to explain to everyone that my two year old has broken my nose isnt an appealing one lol

20 Easter Eggs!!!!!!

20!!!!!!!!!

WIth thier lactose intollerancy they will be eating them for months!

I felt lucky if I had 3 or four!

I am a monster!!!!!!!!!!!!

 I love this song! Jacks running round now singing about monsters lol. Bit different from old Mcdonald!

Its from Scribblemonster and I stumbled onto it a little while ago and thought I would share the video with you

Anyone got a padlock??????

How tempted am I to run for  a padlock?????